Good morning Melissa

Practice practice practice. We need to be at least as good as this:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlPEHL85Ig

How did I not think of this before?

Melissa and I are making a band and we are considering having an open audition soon. So far we have three members.

We are looking for people who:

1. are good at looking like they can play an instrument
2. look good while dressed up in animal costumes (other than squirrel and bee - those are already taken)
3. love dancing up a storm
4. would be willing to participate in a multi-part chicken dance

Serious inquiries only. Only those who we would like to come in for an audition will be notified. Thank you and good luck.

Melissa: "did you post again"

Nope

Editor's note

...because this will become an online diary of sorts, I apologize that it will most likely come across as completely self-absorbed. This is because my purpose is to document life for later self-reflection...not so much to entertain you.

So,if you've happened upon this by accident. I beseech you, go find a place of higher entertainment.

However, feel free to stay if you enjoy the miscellaneous musings of a university student with a slightly over-working imagination

Hopefully I will have some news of actual interest to report soon. Maybe I'll try to classically condition Melissa to salivate when she hears "beep" noises again...

ba...ha...

Mission accomplished

My goal...

is to make Melissa so distracted from checking for updates that she goes on a crazy baking spree and makes cupcakes or something equally delicious.

Things that have changed...

1. Instead of short crazy hair, I now have quite long blonde locks
2. I switched out of health science into psychology...and then back in
3. I no longer receive weekly "lessons"
4. My love for the O.C. has been replaced with love for Gossip Girl
5. I rarely if ever drink vodka shots
6. I don't live in residence, and I never make gingerbread houses.

BUT, some things will never change...
1. I still have my "rubbers"
2. Harry Potter is still the shiznat (but so is Twilight)
3. I visit Med Syd a little bit too often
4. I still think that cute = weird

To all of my fans...

a.k.a myself since I'm pretty sure no one would ever read this...except maybe Melissa.

I would like to officially announce that after a 4 year hiatus, I am BACK!

I would also like to apologize for everything I wrote on this blog in the past, and for whatever makes it on to here in the future. I realized after going back to my old posts that even though they are embarrassing, they are also hilarious.

Melissa and I are currently chilling in her room. I stole a candy from her bowl today but she won't know that until she reads this.

To conclude, I just have a quick trivia question:

How many eyebrows was Mielkie born with?
Answer to follow....