Fuck you Jay Vidiarthi....

So I said that I'd make a tribute page to ANYONE who gets 10/10 on my quiz....and clearly I should've made a clause that excludes Jay [not Moreau, other Jay] from this possibility. But, I didn't think I needed to since I didn't even SEND the quiz to him.

Imagine my surprise when I saw his sweet, thoughtful message to me before taking the quiz:
FUCK YOU FALLS. I OWN YOU. YOU ARE MINE AS WELL AS YOUR CLONE SIBLINGS.
See Jay has always had a bit of a frightening obsession with my family and how we look so much alike....which we DON'T. He started off being friends with my brother after his (way cooler) brother was friends with my sister. But then I got to know him a little and basically, he likes to make me cry with his moderately witty insults.

I am doing this out of duty. Alright:
Ten reasons why I don't entirely hate...fine...why I love Jay:
1. He did a pretty good job at MC-ing the Multicultural Night two years ago....until he introduced me as "the Falls clone". Thanks buddy, that was...horrifying. I'll also add that he didn't even attend the following year...that's okay, POSEN DID A BETTER JOB!
2. His mom calls him Jaihu....and his brother Neilah...and that just makes me chuckle
3. He forced me to take a 2 hour detour to Dairy Queen the night before my physics exam, an exam that I hadn't started studying AT ALL for up to that point, at 4:00 in the afternoon...I'll never ask for a ride home again. But I don't HATE you because....the ice cream was tasty.
4. He randomly knew the answers to my quiz even though I rarely talk to him--how did you know that cute = weird, Jay???
5. We have the same taste in music > except he doesn't like Death Cab, so that makes me hate him
6. He thinks that Captain Planet is racist, so that's randomly funny. Heart was NOT a sissy, token minority character!
7. He's in a band....and it's actually kind of good!
8. I thought he was a huge dick the first year I knew him...he still is, I'm not gonna lie, but I've grown to like him despite this.
9. He's a pretty smart guy, but he also is very aware of this so FUCK YOU JAY!
10. He makes fun of my family.....but that's because he LOVES us!

Alright, that's it for now....if I find out you cheated to get 10/10 Jay, YOU'LL PAY! LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY, OKAY??